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And it was committed to the pages of scripture that he who wishes to contact the Lord and Master of all things that are Tilted shall call upon all the men in the land, proclaiming that upon reaching the point of calling, the trousers of each shall be removed, and he whose chest is adorned with the symbol of the atom, and who bears the most grandiose wang in all the land shall be awarded a prize, and shall prove himself to be the True Lord and Master of all that is Tilted. In such a way may this legendary man be found.
-The Book of the Tilted, Chapter 32, Verse 4
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