hmm..thread in humor ..felt we needed a place to vent on men in here...so here goes
Woman is the dominant sex. Men have to do all sorts of stuff to prove that they are worthy of woman’s attention.
If men and women were to share financial responsibilities, then pay for my god damn beauty products, since you’re the reason I purchase them in the first place.
Since when did having a penis mean ‘All access pass into my pussy?
When another girl steals your guy, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
They deny what they said even when they know it was true at that time!
"nothing" is good to wear
That lovely black gunk under their finger nails from always working on their car
The little head
Their ego
They get jealous easily
"Good times" are when you’re in a dark room together
their ebonics
I love you means I want sex
Power tools are an extension of genitalia
Pants are 4 sizes too big
Male pattern baldness
They BS constantly
The geniuses tell your best friend secrets and expect them not to tell you
Scratch "their stuff" every 15 minutes
Claim everything their’s
Everything they do is a competition
NO PMS!
Have a need to be "Mack Daddy"
Toilet seat....terrible aim......got the picture?
Take pride in their rude bodily functions
They never grow up, my mom tells me this daily
Leave the bathroom smelling extremely rancid
Expect you on your knees
They don' know how to say sorry
Um hi my eyes are up here, stop staring at my chest
They’re stinky
They’re hairy
They have this stupid walk
We must not forget their manly tales about stupid stuff they probably never did
Guys think they're the greatest creatures that ever walked the earth
They beat the crap out of each other for fun
Many have no fashion sense
You make them feel good about themselves, it goes to their head
The way they think their sooo buff and actually a 7-year-old can whip their ass
Think they could get anyone they wanted
Talk about their masturbation skills in public
They act like they can really whoop someones ass, when they do actually fight (if they don't pussy out, which most do) they just end up like slapping each other and stuff
Tell every friend how far they've gotten w/ you
RAPE
MOLESTATION
And they get away w/ it
If you get pregnant, it's not thier fault
Don't talk on the phone, and if they do they only want phone sex
They'll give u their ex girlfriend's jewelery and say that bought it 4 u.
Most guys eat whatever they want and don't gain a pound, its so annoying
They let what their friends have to say impact them so much, it influences the decisions they make about everything
When they make you cry they think its funny.
They feel "trapped"
Because GOD supposedley created them first, they automatically rule everything
They think their all good, but can't really satisfy
Guys take pride in their shit, literally
Always try to prove themselves better than you in everyway!
BECAUSE WE'RE WOMEN AND WE CAN BITCH ABOUT IT
oh and i know that there are plenty of men that are kind wonderful amazing people...
just weve all met ^ those guys...