Prophecy

How many of you remember playing the Dirty Dozens when you were younger? well here is a collection of Yo mamma jokes people told when I was younger...
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Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was behind it.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chilly outside and she ran and got a bowl.
Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
Yo mama's so stupid, she asked me what yield meant. I said "Slow down" and she said "What... does.... yield... mean?"

Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection looks back shaking it's head.
Yo mama's so ugly, when the terminator said "I'll be back" he left running.
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

Yo mama's so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.
Yo mama's so fat, she don't wear a G-String, she wears an A, B, C, D, E, F, G-String.
Yo mama's so fat, she uses diet soap.

Yo mama's so old, she got slapped by Eve for blowing Adam.
Yo mama's so old, when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Yo mama has one arm and when she fights, the announcer says "She throws a right, a right, and another right."
Yo mama has so much hair on her chest, her tits look like coconuts.
Yo mama's got 3 toes and 3 knees and they call her Toni Tone Tony.
Yo mama's got an eating disorder, she be eating dis order, dat order, she be eating all the damn orders!

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La Disciplina È La Mia Spada,
La Fede È Il Mio Schermo,
Non salti Ciecamente In Incertezza,
E Potete Raccogliere Le Ricompense.