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Some of my favorites...
I saw a sign above a strip club. It said "Topless, bottomless." I went in... there was nobody there.
I get so confused with women. Once girl called me and said "I have mirrors all over the bedroom. Come over and bring a bottle." I brought Windex.
My wife and I made a deal to only smoke after sex. I got the same pack since 1975. She's up to 3 packs a day.
I know she's cheating on me. Everytime I come home the parrot says "Quick, out the window."
Remember his "Rappin' Rodney" song? I gotta find the mp3 someday.
-Mikey
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