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My girlfriend and I had a lecture together once, the first class of the morning. So we're getting ready that morning, I'm just sitting on the couch in jeans and a tshirt waiting for her to get dressed so we could go to uni.
She comes out wearing a pink tutu, a tiara, pink wings and had a magic wand with a golden, glittery star on the end. I sat there, stunned. Keep in mind this is a twenty year old woman.
She said 'Are you ready? Let's go!'
I didn't move, I looked at her, and I wish I could have seen the look on my face. I asked her what the hell she was doing, and she told me she wanted to go to uni. I asked why she was dressed like that and she thought it'd just be fun, and besides, she hasn't done that for ages and she wanted to do it again. It turns out she used to dress like a fairy quite often before I met her and she didn't think there was anything wrong with it. I told her she was insane, that she looked ridiculous and I refused to be seen with her dressed like that.
Of course I understand that people can dress in all sorts of ways and that I shouldn't be judgemental, but there is no way in hell I'm going to be seen with my girlfriend dressed like that.
The dumbest thing I've ever one was when we had sex once and were messing around with honey. We had a brand new bottle of honey and I'd placed it on the carpet and we knocked it over but didn't realize until the end, about an hour later. I stood up and stepped in something sticky, looked down and there was a circular lake of honey about three feet wide in the middle of the room. That was hard to clean up.
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