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HAHA man... the only funny part was my first time. Well, wasnt funny at the time but you know.
Ok it was senior year in HS, my best friend was going through rough times with his long term gf, and I happened to be doing great with my gf (her neighbor/best friend in the dorms). We waited until we could look each other in the eyes and say "I love you"... it was magical... felt awsome... taking it slow. Then the phone rang. I told her "dont answer it". She looked over it rang again, I told her again "dont answer it." So she answers it and says "I'll call you later." So she gets back under me and we start again. The phone rings again. This time she gets up, answers by yelling "WE'RE BUSY!" slams it, and unplugs it. So in my head now I KNOW my friend is going to come over and walk right in (he doesnt knock). So I get up and lock the door... sure enough 2 min later... SLAM SLAM SLAM SLAM "OPEN UP FUCKER". Yelling at him to go away he keeps banging. So I'm PISSED at this point, unlock the door, open it up. So I'm there butt ass naked with an enormous hardon.... my friend is speechless. He snaps back out, gives a smile and mumbles "allright!" and left us alone. After that fiasco it was picture perfect between me and my girl again... but man we always laughed at our first time.
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