Hail Citizens!
There comes a time when one must step forward, even at great sacrifice to themselves, to reveal a greater truth.
Bunnies are evil

they’ll take your baby

they like chainsaws

they sing for the Counting Crows

sometimes, kids sense their evil

they will move in on your girl while you're out of town

they yell at you all the time

like some virus in a sci-fi movie they mutate your kids

just look at them, they know what they are doing is wrong

and woe be to he who discovers their sinister plan

they know that no one will believe me
If I save one person, it will be worth it.
-GH