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This is from my friend. He is a surgical nurse.
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If your girl is on top, riding you like some kind of mechanical bull, make sure
you keep it in 'some' hole, 'cause you can fracture you penis. You know how
we fix it? We de-glove it to allow for the swelling. What is de-gloving you
ask? We split the skin down to the 'muscle' and peel it back a bit (quite a bit).
Then throw some big sutures in it leaving a gap. We bring you back later to close
it up. (And we leave a drain in it, much like your foot had, dude)
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Ass, gas or grass. Nobody rides for free.
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