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I could think of so many things to do in that situation... but most are pretty gay and would either get me slapped or make me homicidal.
In all honesty, I would probably do like the others have said, though. Still be the good friend to all of the fly hunnies, but step it up a notch on this one. Try to catch her not with friends and still be the nice guy to her. Focus in on her more and be a little more caring. Build a trust and a good friendship with her, then a little later down the line let her know how you feel. If she says yes, then you're $$$. If she says no, well then you're fucked.. err I mean, hopefully there's enough trust and friendship between you guys to just kinda laugh about it and move on. As my friend used to tell me when he would get shitfaced, "Man, you never know till you find out, it's a crazy world." That'd be my approach to it, but I know the responses of two people I know that seem to get just chicks all the time.
Bryan C - old man, multimillionaire, married twice to two of the hottest females i've ever seen in my life once said, "Let me tell you to the secret to keeping a girl around. Every once in a while, you just have to treat 'em like shit, and give em a good horse fuckin' boy" Then he'd chuckle and say "So that's what I do man" and take a massive hit of his cigarette and walk off.
Or the one to top them all, the single worst advice any man has given me to get laid. The DKW once told me "Dude, all you gotta do is donkey punch 'er, fuck 'er in the ass, and dump 'er" (don't try this at home!)
Much love,
J-U-D
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