LOL that was beautiful dude. Well, for the next... *checks watch* 8 days, I'm still technically a teenager, and I like to think I was one of the better ones.
I know what you mean though; I hear my brother and cousin talking about how they don't show up, fuck work, they jack shit from work, or whatever, and I just kinda sit there like "WOW GOOD FOR YOU". It's awful, but it's so ludicrously bad that I'm beginning to find it comical; especially with your little ode to idiots there.
One thing though, is that I think a lot of adults are the same way, except that they hide their laziness and craptacularity (best word ever, because I made it up) with their experience. Also, if you want cheap, good labour, hire some illegal immigrants.