Don't you get it? Dick Cheney is an evil cannibal!
OK, not really. At least I don't think he is. I mean, it wouldn't surprise me. But it's probably just a malformed punchline. Still, I wouldn't leave him alone with my kids. Especially if my kids were covered in a savory barbeque sauce.
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"If I cannot smoke cigars in heaven, I shall not go!"
- Mark Twain
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