Originally Posted by thermight

For my last birthday my wife made it memorable.
She bought me an air compressor and pneumatic nailer.
Then we went to dinner. Nothing special, the kids were with us.
Afterword we dropped the kids at grandmas.
We returned home and fooled around. My very concervative wife then surprised my with anal sex for the first time.
To top it off afterward she sent me to the movies alone.

Kind of the ultimate guy bithday.