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Fight Terrorism
We all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman other
than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So next
Sunday at 4:00 PM Eastern time, all American women are asked to walk out
of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood
terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
antiterrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in
front of their house to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate
that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to
show support for all American women.
And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at
your side is further proof of your antiterrorist sentiment.
The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
and applauds your participation in this anti terrorist activity.
God bless America !
IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON
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