I can see it all now:
Surly security type #1: 'Can I see your bag?'
D&D dude: 'Sigh, yes'
Surly security type #2, brandishing D&D book: 'Aha! What's this then eh?'
D&D dude: 'A book.'
#1: 'Hmm book you say? Sounds dangerous.'
#2: 'I've heard about these books.'
D&D: 'Can I please have that back.'
#1: 'Sorry buddy, but we're confiscating all the books today, then we take em out back and have a big bonfire with our work buddies.'
#2: 'What are you going to do about it foureyes?'
#1: 'Haha, good one, he has got four eyes!'
D&D: 'Ok, I'm going'
#1 and 2 chant and hoot as he does so calling him a nerd...
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