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Originally posted by wrestlerdiva
Rainbow Bright vs. Strawberry Shortcake
Xena: Warrior Princess vs. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Paris Hilton vs. Jessica Simpson
Bush and Cheney vs. Kerry and Edwards
Rikki Lake vs. Jenny Jones vs. Leeza Gibbons vs. Oprah
John Wayne vs. Johnny Cash vs. Clint Eastwood
Elvis vs. Frank Sinatra
James Bond vs. Indiana Jones
Matt Damon vs. Ben Affleck
Lindsey Lohan vs. Hillary Duff
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1. Strawberry Shortcake. no contest.
2. Buffy. Xena would be too interested in playing with Buffy's hair...
3. Paris Hilton. Paris may be just as inane, but she has quite a nasty streak. Jessica does not.
4. Kerry + Edwards. hopefully.
5. Oprah. she would eat them for dinner. then burp loudly.
6. Johnny Cash. he'd shoot them for a laugh.
7. Sinatra. but of course, he wouldn't do the dirty work. that would just be 'arranged'.
8. Bond. he'd fuck up Jones, then he'd fuck his wife. haha.
9. Damon. Affleck's head looks too much like an asshole. he'd have to forfeit the fight.
10. sorry, who?