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Rainbow Bright vs. Strawberry Shortcake
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I say the Shortcake in 2 rounds... with a name like Strawberry Shortcake she had to be tough...
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Xena: Warrior Princess vs. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
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It was a tough battle but in the end Buffy kicks Xena's tired old ass all around school yard... what I want to see is Gabrielle vs. Willow... preferably in jello or mud...
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Paris Hilton vs. Jessica Simpson
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Jessica will wipe Paris' skinny ass... yes Jessica will take a few good claw marks to her flawless face but let's face it... Jessica is WAY more ambitious and rapacious...
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Bush and Cheney vs. Kerry and Edwards
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Bush and Cheney... cause they know how to fight dirty.
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Rikki Lake vs. Jenny Jones vs. Leeza Gibbons vs. Oprah
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Leeza and Oprah... Jenny is the weakest link and just won't stand a chance in the ring.
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John Wayne vs. Johnny Cash vs. Clint Eastwood
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Johnny will kill them both just to watch them die...
Frank will only because of his influence...
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James Bond vs. Indiana Jones
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Tough one... Isn't James Bond Indiana Jones' dad? I'd have to say James bond would win only because he's licensed to kill and Jones is just an acheologist.
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Matt Damon vs. Ben Affleck
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Ben Affleck has reach and weight on Damon... no contest.
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Lindsey Lohan vs. Hillary Duff
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Lohan will crush Duff using her twin from the Parent Trap to tag team her into submission.