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Who do you guys think would win in a fight:
Rainbow Bright vs. Strawberry Shortcake - Rainbow, Strawberry just seems the wussier of the two
Xena: Warrior Princess vs. Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Xena. Xena battled many gods and whooped some ass. Buffy is not nearly as ruthless.
Paris Hilton vs. Jessica Simpson - Jessica. They are both equally wussy but Jess has size.
Bush and Cheney vs. Kerry and Edwards - Bush, he is a crazy person.
Rikki Lake vs. Jenny Jones vs. Leeza Gibbons vs. Oprah - Oprah. Nobody fucks with Oprah.
John Wayne vs. Johnny Cash vs. Clint Eastwood - Clint, just because he is the man.
Elvis vs. Frank Sinatra - Non fat elvis over frank, frank over fat elvis.
James Bond vs. Indiana Jones - Bond. He has better gadgets.
Matt Damon vs. Ben Affleck - Ben. Matt is like 5'4".
Lindsey Lohan vs. Hillary Duff - Lindsey. Despite being a bit smaller she seems to have more of the mean streak to her. Hillary is too much of a nice girl.
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Lionel Hutz
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