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Ice Cream parlor
A little old man shuffled... slooooowly into an ice cream parlor, pulled himself... slooooooowly... painfully... up onto a stool.
After catching his breath... he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"
"No," he replied, "Arthritis.
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