Who do you guys think would win in a fight:
Rainbow Bright vs. Strawberry Shortcake
Rainbow Bright all Shortcake did was smell funny.
Xena: Warrior Princess vs. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Xena, no contest
Paris Hilton vs. Jessica Simpson
Not sure, but I'd love to watch...
Bush and Cheney vs. Kerry and Edwards
Kerry Edwards. Cheney is weak, take him down fast and then concentrate forces on Bush
Rikki Lake vs. Jenny Jones vs. Leeza Gibbons vs. Oprah
Oprah when she's on one of her fitness binges, Jenny jones any other time.
John Wayne vs. Johnny Cash vs. Clint Eastwood
I'll go with Eastwood since the others are dead (no disrespect to the man in black)
Elvis vs. Frank Sinatra
Frank the Tank. Bad ass motherfucker, not to mention he has ties...
James Bond vs. Indiana Jones
Bond, James Bond
Matt Damon vs. Ben Affleck
They both smoke like chimneys so they'd probably pass out before it got started. For the sake of argument and because his name is shorter to type, I go with Ben
Lindsey Lohan vs. Hillary Duff
Lindsey and her new nasty twins would whoop Duff something fierce
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