Thread: Who would win
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Old 07-21-2004, 11:08 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Who do you guys think would win in a fight:
Rainbow Bright vs. Strawberry Shortcake

Rainbow Bright all Shortcake did was smell funny.

Xena: Warrior Princess vs. Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Xena, no contest

Paris Hilton vs. Jessica Simpson

Not sure, but I'd love to watch...

Bush and Cheney vs. Kerry and Edwards

Kerry Edwards. Cheney is weak, take him down fast and then concentrate forces on Bush

Rikki Lake vs. Jenny Jones vs. Leeza Gibbons vs. Oprah

Oprah when she's on one of her fitness binges, Jenny jones any other time.

John Wayne vs. Johnny Cash vs. Clint Eastwood

I'll go with Eastwood since the others are dead (no disrespect to the man in black)

Elvis vs. Frank Sinatra

Frank the Tank. Bad ass motherfucker, not to mention he has ties...

James Bond vs. Indiana Jones

Bond, James Bond

Matt Damon vs. Ben Affleck

They both smoke like chimneys so they'd probably pass out before it got started. For the sake of argument and because his name is shorter to type, I go with Ben

Lindsey Lohan vs. Hillary Duff

Lindsey and her new nasty twins would whoop Duff something fierce
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