Metal Gear Solid. 100% all the way. This movie is perfect for right now. We've got all the stars needed to make this an incredible movie. The idea is already fucking there. Fox just needs to pick this bad boy up, work with Konami on character rights, let David Hayter work on the script, and wham bam thank you ma'am we've got us a fucking summer movie spectacular. Espionage? Check. High-flying insane action? You bet. Incredibly badass characters and lines? Hell yes. If you have no idea what I'm talking about, then check out IGN.com sometime. Anyway, here's my run down for characters:
Solid Snake - Hugh Jackman
Colonel Campbell - John Voight/Tommy Lee Jones/Gene Hackman (maybe)
Meryl Silverburgh - Mila Jovovich/Uma Thurman with red hair
Sniper Wolf - Also an option for Uma Thurman (if she can do a damn decent Russian accent)
Liquid Snake - ??? Has to look like Hugh Jackman (he and Solid Snake are fraternal, almost identical twins)
Kenneth Baker - ? Not entirely sure. Somebody older though, preferrably fat
Revolver Ocelot - ? Once again, not entirely sure, but it better be somebody older, who can pull off gray hair, and be a complete fucking badass.
Cyborg Ninja/Gray Fox - Doesn't really matter, he's masked 98% of the game.
Vulcan Raven - It'd be a stretch but Vin Diesel or Michael Duncan Clarke.
Psycho Mantis - I was thinking maybe Gary Oldman.
Otacon - somebody scrawny and geeky.
These are just casting suggestions, I'm open if you guys find better people to fill these roles, I'm sure there are lesser known actors who could bring this movie to life easily, and it's fucking deserving of a movie.
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What do you say to one last showdown?
- Ocelot, Metal Gear Solid 3
The password is "Who are the Patriots?" and "La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo." "La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo." Gotcha.
- The Colonel and Snake, Metal Gear Solid 3
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