mystmarimatt

i just had this one last night:

so, i dreamt i was up at Marlon Brando's house with my friend, because he wanted her to be in his new movie, and we're sitting there, talking, and he mentions how the part has a nude scene. Well, all of the sudden, she beckons me to follow her, and she goes into a room and says "Matt, i can't do that! look!" and she disrobes, (this is completely nonsexual) and her body is kind of disfigured, her boobs are extremely small and misshapen, as are her nipples, and her torso and vaginal area in general, just look unhealthy, so, i think for a moment, and i go down stairs and negotiate with Brando, saying she'll do the part, if only she's allowed to wear bikini bottoms and to have her chest completely covered by her arms. Brando agrees, and we sit back down. (wait for part 2)

After a few minutes of talking, Brando's two huge German Shepherds come running through, smiling and wanting attention, so i start to pet them, and they're really nice. Then, i stop petting one, giving more attention to the other, because both at once is really difficult, and the jilted dog starts to growl extremely viciously, and almost starting to attack me. at the same time, his body is starting to decompose, it's flesh gropwling old and falling off, giving way to bone and muscle that in turn are dying off, to a weird foamy substance, and so i stuggle to pet him some more, which placates him, and the decomposition slowly starts to reverse, but in order to do this, i had to leave the other dog, and the same thing starts happening to him, he growls viciously, wants to attack, so i'm there, trying desperately to pet both of them at once, which is really hard, all the while, Brando is laughing maniacally at me in the background. finally, i can pet not longer, and they tear off after me, attacking me, and luckily, i get away, and the only true damage is that i chipped my big right front tooth.

And there was something else about his cats and mice attacking me too, but that was a bit vague.

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