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oh, i got one... I was out with a friend one night, I was driving and when we came over a hill there was a deer standing right in my lane. Without slamming on the brakes, I just swerved into the other lane and kept going. My friend, freaking out, "was that a deer!?" My response, "Wait, what happened? I fell asleep..."
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I'll bet you $5 that you read the previous word...
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