| Jeep Wrangler Rubicon.  I dont think my breif summary of the reasons why could do it justice. 
 Incredible articulation, tires, lift, and unlimited potential.  Very affordable too. Locking diffs (front and rear i believe).  Awesome gearing and an engine with a lovely amount of low end torque ( almost 85% of usable torque at idle).
 
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