That is a tough question. I think it would have to something from Offspring. And it would have to be funny. I'm thinking the song about the guys girlfriend going to a party, getting drunk, sleeping with another guy and his friends telling him all about it. I can't remember what it's called.
*edit* just thought of another one
Offspring again
The song where he describes being drunk the night before and vowing never to drink again, at least until next weekend.