Thread: Unflirtable.
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Old 06-01-2004, 06:14 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Unflirtable.

I was at this party yesterday, organized by my wife's boss. It was a BBQ sort of thing, and some of the girls there were wearing bikinis and generally just not wearing much. I had a lot of trouble keeping my eyes off of them, especially this 17-year-old with quite the cleavage...

I've always enjoyed checking girls out, especially ones that strike my fancy. Made another fruitless pass at my wife later that night, and eventually woke up in the middle of the night with a load of cum in my briefs.

Delightful.

I'm a person with a pretty strong libido. My wife, I love her with every fiber of my being, but she's happy with getting laid once a week. I feel like my life is missing a significant amount of what I can only describe as a 'sexual stir'.

Don't get me wrong; I'm not saying I am unhappy, or that I want someone on the side. I don't think I could ever do that. Not only does it go against my morals, but I love my wife too much to even consider something of the sort. Besides, it's not what I want, anyway.

I just wish...I could have that sensual stir in my life that countless others seem to experience. Something that makes you feel like a sensual, desireable, attractive person. I'm 27 now, and excluding my wife, I have never, ever been flirted with or hit on. Ever. And seeing as I've only ever been so much as kissed by only one person - my wife - I have ended up feeling like I am completely unattractive to the rest of the world.

Which, I suppose, should not matter since I don't want to engage in anything with anyone but her anyway....

But it does matter. I don't know why I am entirely unflirtable. I do realize that I am somewhat overweight, and pretty ugly too, I guess, at least by the usual standards of what is considered good-looking. I have not entirely excluded the possibility that sometimes someone does flirt with me and I just don't realize it, because I am down on myself or whatever, but I don't really believe that to be the case. I am generally pretty perceptive, and good at noticing and interpreting body language, gestures and words.

I'd settle for just a prolonged eye contact now and then from a cute cashier. Or a smile that didn't say "I am just smiling because my boss is looking and because I am supposed to make you feel like you are glad you chose this dump to be THE place where you purchased that bag of groceries". <:(
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