33. There was a bug in the house. I killed
it myself.
34. Why don't you fire up the camcorder
and give me a really good facial? Then
you can show it to all your friends!
35. From now on, honey, if I don't have a
single thing to say, I'm just going to be
quiet.
If you ask me, I'd say #35 is the least
likely of all of them. I think the ability to
STFU is wired to the y-chromasome.
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