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Originally posted by Phaenx
I want a long black dildo just to hit people with. Can you imagine being hit right in the face by a big black dildo? It's not just painful, but absolutely shocking and hilarious.
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A buddy of mine attached a huge black dildo behind the rear bumper on the muscle car of a homophobic friend of his, so it hung down below the license plate. Never found out how the guy took it, I should remember to ask.