So... last night was fun... - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Crack · 05-18-2004, 09:47 AM

Click to see some of the pictures:
here
Oh yeah, NSFW...

Chingal0 · 05-18-2004, 10:55 AM

Uhhhhhhhhh....

paddyjoe · 05-18-2004, 12:02 PM

is flyman's bong in there?

Redlemon · 05-18-2004, 12:03 PM

That must have been a large quantity of orifices... or a very few, very sore collection of orifices.

Redgirl · 05-18-2004, 12:10 PM

Holy shit! That's a nice dishwasher!

And where did that link take me? Is that your page, or some main page you have to navigate through?

maleficent · 05-18-2004, 12:12 PM

I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing some of those pictures -- thanks ever so much for sharing

bparker805 · 05-18-2004, 12:20 PM

I swear! Someday I will learn not to click the damn links around here!

Crack · 05-18-2004, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Redgirl
Holy shit! That's a nice dishwasher!

And where did that link take me? Is that your page, or some main page you have to navigate through?

just a page I found... I ugh... *forgot* what I was looking for...

Redgirl · 05-18-2004, 12:28 PM

Whew! I was trying to be all tactful if those were really your friends. You don't even want to know what I was REALLY thinking!!

Crack · 05-18-2004, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Redgirl
Whew! I was trying to be all tactful if those were really your friends. You don't even want to know what I was REALLY thinking!!

ooh, ooh, tell me, tell me! Hahaha, you thought I was a freak..

Redgirl · 05-18-2004, 12:54 PM

to put it mildly, yes, I thought you were a freak!

A supa-dupa-Far Side-lookin-chicks-with-dicks-knowing-freak!

I was impressed by your toy collection, however.

water_boy1999 · 05-18-2004, 02:56 PM

Thank god you are not as crazy as I originally thought you to be. Phew!!!

Crack · 05-18-2004, 03:21 PM

... I have never had people take a joke that I have made so seriously before, at least not a joke so... what's the word... creepy..
I love you trusting people!

I don't think some of you have got the idea of the "Nonsense" board yet!

cchris · 05-18-2004, 04:17 PM

What is a collection of dildos called?

I mean there is a "murder" of crows and a "flock" of seagulls but........Hmmm?

QuasiMojo · 05-18-2004, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cchris
What is a collection of dildos called?

I mean there is a "murder" of crows and a "flock" of seagulls but........Hmmm?

Ahem...let me be the first.

A Spasm of Dildos

How 'bout...
A Knot of Dildos?

A Clutch?

HaHAAA

bernadette · 05-18-2004, 04:23 PM

you were just washing those up in order to make bongs out of 'em & then sell them to stoner canadians, right?

the fun was thinking about the money to be made, right?

Crack · 05-18-2004, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bernadette
you were just washing those up in order to make bongs out of 'em & then sell them to stoner canadians, right?

the fun was thinking about the money to be made, right?

Riiiiight...
canadians are truly strange folk...

awe, look at their little "mount-me" hats!

bernadette · 05-18-2004, 05:22 PM

Crack · 05-18-2004, 05:48 PM

Fremen · 05-18-2004, 06:38 PM

Phaenx · 05-18-2004, 06:54 PM

I want a long black dildo just to hit people with. Can you imagine being hit right in the face by a big black dildo? It's not just painful, but absolutely shocking and hilarious.

Redlemon · 05-19-2004, 05:46 AM

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Originally posted by Phaenx
I want a long black dildo just to hit people with. Can you imagine being hit right in the face by a big black dildo? It's not just painful, but absolutely shocking and hilarious.

A buddy of mine attached a huge black dildo behind the rear bumper on the muscle car of a homophobic friend of his, so it hung down below the license plate. Never found out how the guy took it, I should remember to ask.

Charlatan · 05-19-2004, 06:39 AM

I was in a play called Titanic (written by Christopher Durang)... the captain of the ship straps a dildo to his head in one of the scenes...

I think his model was the one on the top shelf, left and front...

Redgirl · 05-19-2004, 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Charlatan
I was in a play called Titanic (written by Christopher Durang)... the captain of the ship straps a dildo to his head in one of the scenes...

I think his model was the one on the top shelf, left and front...

Wow... do you think that was historically accurate?

It might have made DiCaprio better looking if he had done that in the movie version.

Charlatan · 05-19-2004, 08:28 AM

Naw... I hear DiCaprio's already a big dick. Anything strapped on would just be superfluous...

Redgirl · 05-20-2004, 07:01 AM

Charlatan.

Indubitably.

hu-man · 05-20-2004, 07:17 AM

OMG I JUST DIED FROM LAUGHTER

slugo · 05-21-2004, 07:52 AM

i can't believe anyone didnt mention the guy with the inflatible whale. unbelievable what some people do, let alone what get photgraphed

and shouldn't those mouties be singing the lumberjack song?

Fly · 05-21-2004, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by paddyjoe
is flyman's bong in there?

no........it's at Fremen's place

Amethyst · 05-21-2004, 03:40 PM

My mouth is hanging wide open! Sometimes I can't believe the stuff I come across on this site.

Redgirl · 05-21-2004, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amethyst
My mouth is hanging wide open! Sometimes I can't believe the stuff I come across on this site.

Be careful having your mouth wide open... I see some scary things in that dishwasher someone might cram in it!

Fly · 05-22-2004, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Redgirl
Be careful having your mouth wide open... I see some scary things in that dishwasher someone might cram in it!

hehehehe.....nice one

cherriesue · 05-22-2004, 02:10 PM

what's with the naked guy with the bow and arrow?

Crack · 05-22-2004, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cherriesue
what's with the naked guy with the bow and arrow?

The dude humping the giant purple penguin is the best!

bernadette · 05-22-2004, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by crackprogram
The dude humping the giant purple penguin is the best!

post that pic here!!
i don't have time to check that site myself...
...just taking a short break with nonsense & then i gotta get back to the never ending chores.

Crack · 05-22-2004, 02:59 PM

It does not want to hyperlink, but you can still go to the site!

Fremen · 05-22-2004, 03:52 PM

It seems to be working.
Can y'all see the Purple Penguin Pumper?

edit: I ended up uploading it to photobucket.

Crack · 05-22-2004, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fremen
It seems to be working.
Can y'all see the Purple Penguin Pumper?

can't see it... maybe it's just me though... but i've already seen it, so I don't really care to see it again!

SixEdxMia · 05-22-2004, 04:46 PM

Those pictures were the best, at least I am not the only bored, fat, ugly, diaper wearing,hairy,gross,Archer,chick with dick,flotation device humper out there.
It is a Smalllll world.

Wtf?
Those pix made me shiver.. in the bad ways,
and I thinks it'd be a gaggle... of dildoes.

Fremen · 05-22-2004, 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by crackprogram
can't see it... maybe it's just me though... but i've already seen it, so I don't really care to see it again!

I think it's fixed.

05-18-2004, 09:47 AM	#1 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	So... last night was fun... Click to see some of the pictures: here Oh yeah, NSFW... __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx Last edited by crackprogram; 05-18-2004 at 12:22 PM..

05-18-2004, 10:55 AM	#2 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	Uhhhhhhhhh.... __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

05-18-2004, 12:03 PM	#4 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	That must have been a large quantity of orifices... or a very few, very sore collection of orifices. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

05-18-2004, 12:10 PM	#5 (permalink)
Redgirl Addict Location: Native America	Holy shit! That's a nice dishwasher! And where did that link take me? Is that your page, or some main page you have to navigate through? __________________ Thought for the day: Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

05-18-2004, 12:12 PM	#6 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing some of those pictures -- thanks ever so much for sharing __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

05-18-2004, 12:02 PM	#3 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	is flyman's bong in there?

05-18-2004, 12:20 PM	#7 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	I swear! Someday I will learn not to click the damn links around here!

05-18-2004, 12:28 PM	#9 (permalink)
Redgirl Addict Location: Native America	Whew! I was trying to be all tactful if those were really your friends. You don't even want to know what I was REALLY thinking!! __________________ Thought for the day: Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

05-18-2004, 12:54 PM	#11 (permalink)
Redgirl Addict Location: Native America	to put it mildly, yes, I thought you were a freak! A supa-dupa-Far Side-lookin-chicks-with-dicks-knowing-freak! I was impressed by your toy collection, however. __________________ Thought for the day: Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

05-18-2004, 02:56 PM	#12 (permalink)
water_boy1999 Fly em straight! Location: Above and Beyond	Thank god you are not as crazy as I originally thought you to be. Phew!!! __________________ Doh!!!! -Homer Simpson

05-18-2004, 03:21 PM	#13 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	... I have never had people take a joke that I have made so seriously before, at least not a joke so... what's the word... creepy.. I love you trusting people! I don't think some of you have got the idea of the "Nonsense" board yet! __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx Last edited by crackprogram; 05-19-2004 at 01:59 PM..

05-18-2004, 04:17 PM	#14 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	What is a collection of dildos called? I mean there is a "murder" of crows and a "flock" of seagulls but........Hmmm? __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

05-18-2004, 04:23 PM	#16 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	you were just washing those up in order to make bongs out of 'em & then sell them to stoner canadians, right? the fun was thinking about the money to be made, right? __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

05-18-2004, 05:22 PM	#18 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	<img src="http://photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/big_bong_envy.jpg"> __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

05-18-2004, 05:48 PM	#19 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	__________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

05-18-2004, 06:38 PM	#20 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	<img src=http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/Fremen/_abig_bong_envy1.jpg> __________________ Google

05-18-2004, 06:54 PM	#21 (permalink)
Phaenx The Northern Ward Location: Columbus, Ohio	I want a long black dildo just to hit people with. Can you imagine being hit right in the face by a big black dildo? It's not just painful, but absolutely shocking and hilarious. __________________ "I went shopping last night at like 1am. The place was empty and this old woman just making polite conversation said to me, 'where is everyone??' I replied, 'In bed, same place you and I should be!' Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look." --Some guy

05-19-2004, 06:39 AM	#23 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	I was in a play called Titanic (written by Christopher Durang)... the captain of the ship straps a dildo to his head in one of the scenes... I think his model was the one on the top shelf, left and front... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

05-19-2004, 08:28 AM	#25 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Naw... I hear DiCaprio's already a big dick. Anything strapped on would just be superfluous... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

05-20-2004, 07:01 AM	#26 (permalink)
Redgirl Addict Location: Native America	Charlatan. Indubitably. __________________ Thought for the day: Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

05-20-2004, 07:17 AM	#27 (permalink)
hu-man The one that got away Location: Over the hill and far away	OMG I JUST DIED FROM LAUGHTER

05-21-2004, 07:52 AM	#28 (permalink)
slugo Upright	i can't believe anyone didnt mention the guy with the inflatible whale. unbelievable what some people do, let alone what get photgraphed and shouldn't those mouties be singing the lumberjack song?

05-21-2004, 03:40 PM	#30 (permalink)
Amethyst Addict Location: Illinois	My mouth is hanging wide open! Sometimes I can't believe the stuff I come across on this site.

05-22-2004, 02:10 PM	#33 (permalink)
cherriesue Insane Location: trying to avoid being groped	what's with the naked guy with the bow and arrow? __________________ we die only once and for such a long time

05-22-2004, 02:59 PM	#36 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	No pic :( It does not want to hyperlink, but you can still go to the site! __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

05-22-2004, 03:52 PM	#37 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	It seems to be working. Can y'all see the Purple Penguin Pumper? edit: I ended up uploading it to photobucket. <img src=http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/Fremen/_apurplepenguinpumper.jpg> __________________ Google Last edited by Fremen; 05-22-2004 at 05:49 PM..

05-22-2004, 04:46 PM	#39 (permalink)
SixEdxMia <3 Peetster Location: Peetster's house.	Those pictures were the best, at least I am not the only bored, fat, ugly, diaper wearing,hairy,gross,Archer,chick with dick,flotation device humper out there. It is a Smalllll world. Wtf? Those pix made me shiver.. in the bad ways, and I thinks it'd be a gaggle... of dildoes. __________________ Honey,We're home.