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Semi-relevant joke:
A two strangers, a man and a woman, are sitting next to each other on a long plane ride. After a while, the man sneezes, whips out his dick, and wipes it off with a tissue. The woman, not beleiving what she just saw stays silent. About ten minuts later the same thing happens: the man sneezes, whipes out his dick, and wipes it off. The woman is both shocked and curious.
Woman: What are you doing?
Man: I have a rare condition, I orgasm every time I sneeze
Woman: Wow, thats incredible. Are you taking anything for it?
Man: Yeah... pepper
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