True enough. I was envisioning more of a cross-country skiing mode for Pat, yet the more I ponder this, the static loading to a given wire would constantly be increasing or decreasing, so long at Pat is in motion. While standing still with ankles side by side, your calculation is valid. Once Pat's feet move apart, the pressure would drop as a direct function of Pat's inseam measurement but wouldn't reach 1.18 unless Pat was an NBA wannabee.
Keep the fuzzy bunny, and give back the broken calculator.
