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Ok, I'm full of these ones, being around pilots every day of the year.
On the ground in Frankfurt, Germany: *In German* "Luftansa 1234 would like to pick up taxi clearance"
ATC (Air Traffic Control): *In English from now on* "Luftansa 1234, please repeat request in English"
Luftansa: "Why should I speak in English, I'm a German, flying a German plane, for a German airline, in Germany!"
Unknown pilot with a British accent: "Because you lost the bloody war!"
Another German airplane joke:
United 789 is pulling off the runway in Berlin
ATC: "United 789, taxi to ramp X gate 21"
United: "We'll taxi to ramp X gate 21"
United airplane sits there for a minute or two
ATC: "United 789, what's taking so long?!"
United: "We're just getting our taxi chart out, it'll be just a second"
ATC: "Haven't you been to Berlin before?!"
United: "Ah yes, once in 1940, but I didn't stop"
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