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Proud Daddy
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby" weighing 20 pounds. WOW! From all and congratulations.
Two weeks later he returned to the bar. The bartender recognized him and asked him: "Aren't you the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed 20 pounds at birth? How much does he weigh now?"
The answer was 10 pounds.
The bartender said, "Why, what happened? He did weigh 20 pounds."
The proud Texas father said: "Just had him circumcised."
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