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HOMER: Marge, try to understand. There are two kinds of college students - jocks and nerds. As a jock, it is my duty to give nerds a hard time. Hey, did you get a load of the nerd?
MUSCULAR COLLEGE STUDENT: Pardon me?
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WOLFCASTLE: My son returns from a fancy east-coast college, and I'm horrified to find, he's a nerd.
BROCKMAN: I'm laughing already!
WOLFCASTLE: It's not a comedy..
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"If I could have one wish, as in the fairy tales, I would unmake my past, and rise like Lazarus and stand in sunlight and banish all the dark."
D. Tibet
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