Jehovah...at the door
I just answered the doorbell and found three guys in suits, with watchtower in hand....asking if they could come in and talk.
I invited them in.
As they sat down I watched them scan my home and slowly realize what they had walked into....kinda funny.
I am Pagan and have an alter in the living room, no not Satanic or cultish, just into earth based religion.
These guys looked truly spooked. Inside I was quite giddy.They didnt seem to want to talk at all, so I started to ask them about the beliefs of thier"cult".Didnt go over so well, but definately got one of them talking. Told me what I was doing was a cult, and witnessing was "Gods" will, and I could still be saved.
Rather than argue....I closed my eyes and pretended to be in trance, then told them God just told me that the guy down the street would be easier to save.
I thanked them for the concern and wished them luck in saving the other 5.9billion people they need to talk to, looked at their shoes and suggested they invest in something more comfy, as there was a lot of walking ahead of them.
My point is, was it cruel of me to play them like that, or was it just payment for coming uninvited?
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