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Originally posted by KellyC
In a crowded elevator...I will be in the middle of the crowd and let out a silent fart.....then get out asap on the next floor. 
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What if it was uncontrollable seeping diarrhea pretending to be a mere fart in order to "break the seal"...and then the elevator broke down between floors.
I'm going to be the CEO of a vast multinational corporation. Make huge campaign contributions to the major political parties AND have a secret scandal files on key political figures. Then I'm going to make billions building toxic waste sludge factories along the banks of ALL the major US waterways.