KellyC

Heres how it works. You plan out your crimes and then the next person would pick the mistakes (if any) of the previous person. Then tell us what he'll do for his criminal act.

Example: I'll kill my brother with the steak knife when he go to sleep at night.

The next poster would say something like: "He could still be awake, and you might not have the steak knife" or "what about your 'get away' plans? you didn't include a get away plan. And you didn't offer any covering ups. You can get caught like that!!" Or something like that.

Be creative. Your "crimes" can be as big as robbing a bank or small as sayyyyyyy...eating cookies before dinner.

I'll start with mine:

When no one is looking. I'll go through my mom's purse and steal her money. Muahahahaah!!!

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Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe?
Me: Shit happens.

tehblaed

I'm going to break into and rob someone's home. I will make sure it's someone I at least know has a lot of stuff.

I will watch them for a week to view their sleep habits. I will wear a brand new pair of gloves, boots, pants, you name it, burn the receipts. I will wear a plastic hair bonnet underneath my new beanie as to not leave behind hair.

I will burn everything I was wearing after the crime has been committed.

I will walk away from the house, not drive. I will wait at least three weeks before driving to the next town half an hour away and selling items at the pawn shop.

herostar

what if she has no money? wasted time!!!


I'm going to wipe boogers under a chair at work so someone puts their hands under there and feels them. I'll do it when nobody is looking.

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KellyC

theres always secuirty cameras, you'll get caught by THOSE!

I'm gonna throw rocks at my neighbor's dogs because they piss me off.

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Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe?
Me: Shit happens.

Crack

What if one of your neighbor's dogs get hit in the head by one of the larger rocks and dies, then you feel so bad afterwards, that you turn yourself in...

I am going to kill a hobo in the woods with no one around for 20 miles, then cement him into a big steel box, then take him out 236.4 miles into the pacific ocean, and drop the box off the boat, meanwhile, I will have my identical twin, live my life whilst I have been performing said act, but not before 3 years of intence training on how to act and live as me.

find a flaw in that!

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx

KellyC

Your identical twin doesn't have a life of his own? What if he doesn't want to follow through your plans? What will you do then?

In a crowded elevator...I will be in the middle of the crowd and let out a silent fart.....then get out asap on the next floor.

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Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe?
Me: Shit happens.

Macheath

What if it was uncontrollable seeping diarrhea pretending to be a mere fart in order to "break the seal"...and then the elevator broke down between floors.

I'm going to be the CEO of a vast multinational corporation. Make huge campaign contributions to the major political parties AND have a secret scandal files on key political figures. Then I'm going to make billions building toxic waste sludge factories along the banks of ALL the major US waterways.

tehblaed

Oh...so this wasn't supposed to be serious?

Zander

Random murder:

Get a ketchup packet that resembles others, fill it with poison, drop it off in the supply of ketchup packets at any fast-food chain.

jay-g

You look suspicious and they write down your plate numbers.....

I am at a concert and in a mosh pit. I stabb someone in the chest and he falls down dead.

Zander

Security stands on the side of mosh pits at concerts I go to, so they would then search people for blades.

Also surveillence cameras in the concert area.

Karby

i'm going to put ants, grasshoppers, and other various bugs in my sisters pillow case when she isn't looking. then when she screams of fright, i'm gonna pretend to be concerned, and later go to the basement and crack up laughing.

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Astrocloud

Yeah but you have to touch them first.... GROSS!

I'm gonna go over the speed limit by exactly 4 mph. Too slow for the cops to give me a ticket yet still SPEEDING!

Smimpinj

Yeah but then there are those asshole cops who get you for going a minute faction over the limit. Those bastards.

As for my crime I'm gonna wait at a party til someone passes out then I'm gonna cut one right on their nose. Plus I'll make sur everyones in on it so they won't say anything about it.

Karby

but what if the person who's supposed to pass out doesn't? what if they go home early?


my crime: i'm going to put my year old, haven't-been-washed-in-what-seems-like-decades bacteria infested dirty socks in my boss' morning coffee when absolutely no one, not even a security camera, is looking.
then after he drinks his rotten coffee, or at least takes a sip of it, he'll die and there will be no explaination.

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~my karma ran over my dogma.~

tenchi069

Blood toxin reports will tell how he died, fiber from the socks in his stomach and intestine and coffee will tell the "weapon", and dna from skin cells attached to the fibers will tell who.

**There is no perfect crime. The ones who get away are the ones who are craftier than the people who are hunting them**

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ariekitten

my crime is gonna be to kill myself....successfully. and if i'm dead, they can't prosecute me....that's an almost perfect crime!

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