Your "type"

The more I have been thinking about this thread, this is pretty much what I keep coming back to as well.

 

I'm a Baskin-Robbins guy, myself. I wanna try the 31 flavors. I've never been about the piece of meat, per se... more about what the piece of meat says and does. I'd rather have a fun 6 than a boring 10.

Like I said earlier, I can't fuck stupid twice.

 

That's the beauty of stupid... you don't have to. No short term memory.

 

No, goddamnit... I mean she's stupid, not me--we already know I'm stupid. I don't like having sex with stupid women because the pillowtalk is always so icepicks-in-ears banal.

 

Fashion rant on :

The seersucker that I automatically think of, light blue with white pinstripes, should be banned, outlawed, etc.

Suit jackets, sport coats, blazers (whatever you want to call them) should NOT be too tight around the midsection, even on guys with neat waistlines. Everytime I see one of the 'pinched fit with puckered lapels' jackets I think, "What, you couldn't find a jacket in your size?". Maybe some of you watch Elementary.

Fashion rant off .

 

I hear she has an awesome personality. Time for you to start eating off that candy

An old joke of mine.
"You know what they say about making women laugh..... They will feel twice as bad turning you down for sex because you are too ugly."

 

Your "quote" is off. I've had a lot of luck as a funny man with mediocre looks.

 

Man, that's a hard 23!

 

So that woman in the picture is in your strike zone if shes funny, smart, has her act together, sassy etc?

 

But of course!

 

Yeaaah, this thread needs a NSFW tag. This is why we can't have nice things. And why I can't access TFP at work.

 

Once again I go back to Louis CK. Nobody fucks down. The fuck sideways or up. Never down.

 

This has to be the best rant Louis has ever written and it's for a woman.
He's turned a couple of offers for dates from her and then they spend a great day hanging out.

 

Mmm seems I can't edit it out so if I mod wasn't to replace it with "generically unattractive woman" thats fine

 

@Herculite's obtuse post goes to the point that "We're all superficial snobs!" with the counterargument being "Although I don't want ABC in a fuck buddy, I'm not so obsessed with XYZ that I let that decide who with which I'm going to play sexy time."

Example: As I said in post #20, I'm not into fat girls or smokers. Those are two of my ABCs. The XYZs would be--all within reason--race, age, occupation, education, blood type, childhood cartoon preference and favorite ice cream flavor. Idea? Idea.

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It's okay to be fat as a guy as long as you've got other redeeming qualities. Think: Jack Black in Tropic Thunder. It's not okay to be fat as a woman because society's cruel machinations have made your entire existence about being a sex object in public.

 

I had to look up "seersucker," and the kind you describe certainly doesn't look to appealing to me either... Maybe there are other types? I dunno.

I like a well-fitted suit and generally hate a super-cinched waistline too, but I like at least a mildly-visible narrowing of the waist line in order to show that a guy isn't some kind of pudgy, barrel-bellied fat fuck with no physique. This is actually hard for me to achieve for the opposite reasion - I'm so damn skinny, clothing has to fit me very snugly to show that I actually have any shape beyond "stick figure." Apparently, according to "this Wikipedia article" (and also some other studies I've read on the physical attractiveness because I'm probably obsessed with it), "Women, on average, tend to be more attracted to men who have a relatively narrow waist, a V-shaped torso, and broad shoulders." I like a suit that accentuates these traits, but doesn't exaggerate or distort them.