Your "type"

I like dogs better than most people. So, there's that...

 

if my dog dosent like you, i dont either

 

I never take dating advice from animals that find poop delicious

 

Considering that I had more girls come up and talk to me while walking the dog than doing any other activity in my life, any number of which activities might have provided good excuses to talk to me (not that excuses were ever needed), I'm going to go with girls like dogs.
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IME, girls are much more interested in the four legged animal than the three legged animal.

 

Poo bag kinda ruins it though

 

Kinda, yeah.[/quote]

Not really. People who have dogs, and people who really like dogs, don't think twice about dealing with it.

Although trying to suave & debonair with a bag of dog crap in your hand can be difficult. Did you ever see a James Bond flic (puking noise) where he picked-up dog crap?

 

I would wear suits more often if it wasn't so damn hot here.

 

I love a man in a suit. But I've never been in a LTR with a man who wore one often. Bummer.

 

I've wanted to have one made, but my wife has forbidden it. She thinks seersucker would make me look like a tool.

 

We need more suits!!

 

...as is the ass flute.

 

"Tooting your bassoon, eh?!"

/channeling SpeedGibson

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Thinking more about the thread, I've determined that attitude is everything. Really.

If you're passionate about your hobby, excel in your job and tell dirty jokes, I'm gonna wanna hit that regardless of whether or not you've got an eye patch.

The girls I've hooked up with just for sex were my type not because of some piece-of-meat standard, but because they were assertive, sassy and were fun stand-alone human beings. With tits.