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Your "type"

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by Herculite, May 12, 2014.

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  1. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Hah, she's got a great face and an amazing body... but the first time I read an interview (Rolling Stone, I think) it totally made me soft. She's a bimbo. Probably a big dummy.

    I will say this: I can't fuck stupid twice.
     
    Last edited: May 14, 2014
    Plan9, May 14, 2014
    #61
  2. Herculite

    Herculite Very Tilted

    Sex is a renewable resource ;) It can be shared.
     
    Herculite, May 14, 2014
    #62
  3. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    I've got this one, Alex.

    What is "Parts of the female anatomy they want wrapped around their dick," right?
     
    Plan9, May 14, 2014
    #63
  4. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    I've been thinking about this and I don't know that I have a type.
     
    Charlatan, May 14, 2014
    #64
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  5. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    You're a slut, too?
     
    Plan9, May 14, 2014
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  6. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    hmm...I would have said "ass"...and not in a good way. (some cynical ones would say, kiss "dollars goodbye"....but I'm not that way)
    I was hoping the girls might have an answer too.

    So...if you're solution to finding the most brilliant woman, is to go through a lot of pussy and lips...then I believe a lot of men would agree with that method.
    Although it ain't that realistic. Nice thought, but not what typically occurs...at least for us mere mortals.

    Frankly, I find many are flaky, to be honest. At least by my criteria.
    I want you to say what you mean & mean what you say...and be kind enough to have my back.
    I'm always surprised by how many aren't that way.
     
    rogue49, May 14, 2014
    #66
  7. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    Pretty much.

    I will sleep with anyone.
     
    Charlatan, May 14, 2014
    #67
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  8. OtherSyde

    OtherSyde Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    San Diego, CA

    Anyone up for naked hide and seek?
     
    OtherSyde, May 14, 2014
    #68
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  9. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I'm down.
     
    snowy, May 14, 2014
    #69
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  10. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

    Location:
    North


    Beware, he cheats.
     
    redravin, May 15, 2014
    #70
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  11. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    It's cool.
     
    snowy, May 15, 2014
    #71
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  12. OtherSyde

    OtherSyde Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    San Diego, CA

    Whhaaaa..? I have no idea what he's talking about... :oops:

    I'll start counting... :p
     
    OtherSyde, May 15, 2014
    #72
  13. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Ok, I just saw my "type" walking for exercise down the sidewalk, while walking my pups.
    *drool* (at least my body type, couldn't see her eyes with her sunglasses on)
    All curves, built...definitely a woman and then some. Not tall, not made-up...dressed in a lycra workout outfit (long sleeves, long leggings)
    I was dying. Tried to be polite, even when my pups "nosed" her a bit. (I apologized, that wasn't by intent)
    *sigh*



    Actually, now that I recall with a bit more consideration, I guess that's been a bit more of my count over time.
    A bit shorter, slightly stocky, generous curves, long hair... hmm...interesting.
     
    Last edited: May 15, 2014
    rogue49, May 15, 2014
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  14. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    Really? Are you absolutely certain about that? :D

    My wife, a classically trained music major & now a music teacher, used to feel the same way. She guessed from my "singing" that I was nearly tone deaf. When I attempted to learn guitar all doubt about my lack of musical aptitude were erased. She won't try to teach me (that's actually a mutual agreement) and won't refer me to another teacher because it would be a waste of money (also she's probably embarassed, but won't say it).

    Friends cringe when I pick-up a simple percussion instrument at musical GTGs. Babies cry. Dogs howl. Animals flee. Plants die.

    Interesting note: Her father, a genius (literally) and successful (he developed the chemical formula for the super absorbancy fibers found in Pampers, etc.) PhD chemist, has no musical aptitude.
     
    Last edited: May 15, 2014
    Chris Noyb, May 15, 2014
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  15. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    have you got to 10 yet?
     
    ralphie250, May 15, 2014
    #75
  16. Stan

    Stan Resident Dumbass

    Location:
    Colorado
    I sure wish I'd known sooner what a chick magnet an over friendly Newfoundland can be.
     
    Stan, May 15, 2014
    #76
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  17. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    Yes. He's a lovely boy. I think he's still single. I should find out.

    He's never home though. Although he lives in Ohio, he is in Philly all week for work.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, May 15, 2014
    #77
  18. Levite

    Levite Levitical Yet Funky

    Location:
    The Windy City
    Chicks love dogs. Any kind. When Mrs. Levite was still my fiancee, and we lived together in Venice, I used to walk her Maltese on the Boardwalk, and that little white dog brought in flirty chicks like nothing else in my life. Too bad I didn't know about this when I was single, it obviously did me no good whatsoever, except for providing some eye candy....
     
    Levite, May 15, 2014
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  19. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    This isn't my dog, but it looks a lot like mine. He does the dancing/clapping thing to greet people he takes a liking to (which is often). It stops chicks in their tracks. Period. End of story.


    View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFh06rXGDkI
     
    Last edited: May 15, 2014
    Baraka_Guru, May 15, 2014
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  20. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Do girls really like dogs...or are they just using that as an excuse to talk to men? :p
     
    rogue49, May 15, 2014
    #80
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