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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Lindy, Sep 24, 2012.

  1. Joniemack

    Joniemack Beta brainwaves in session

    Location:
    Reading, UK
    For all we know he's doing his Danger Mouse number on phantom terrorists as we speak. Or his girlfriend has had him tied up in Nirvana for two weeks. Either way, he's engrossed in something far more interesting than the internets.

    If such a thing is still possible.
     
  2. Wouldn't blame 9er for just lurking to see just where this nonsense goes. I am entertained!
     
  3. Joniemack

    Joniemack Beta brainwaves in session

    Location:
    Reading, UK
    If he's lurking, he must have both hands busy on his cock smooth spot. No way he wouldn't jump into this.
     
    Last edited: Sep 26, 2012
  4. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?
    If he stays missing, we may have to organize a search party!

    [​IMG]
     
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  5. Freetofly

    Freetofly Diving deep into the abyss

    Geez Baraka_Guru , would you review my futures report for my technical writing class. :D I'm to old to learn this shit.
    --- merged: Sep 26, 2012 at 10:27 PM ---
    OMG This is awesome stuff. I'm going to wake the house up with laughter! Very cool MeltedMetalGlob!
     
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  6. Joniemack

    Joniemack Beta brainwaves in session

    Location:
    Reading, UK
    Strange, for some reason I got the idea that Baraka only reviews badly written mommy porn. Not sure where I got that idea from.
     
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  7. Freetofly

    Freetofly Diving deep into the abyss

    I thought I saw his tapatalk green light on the other day. I thought to myself, hmm I wonder if he is lurking. :rolleyes:
     
  8. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Ugh, it was one chapter! Eight pages! I'm never going to live that down, am I?
     
  9. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    Never. They will not let you.
     
  10. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    What if I sing the safeword a thousand times to the tune of "Tiny Dancer"?
     
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  11. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    Still missing a key ingredient.

    Vodka. A full liter of it.

    No woman will acknowledge you until you regain Remixer approval. I say this with absolute confidence.

    True story.
     
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  12. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Is that why I must drink a woman's liquor?
     
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  13. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    I dare you to say that in front of Russians.

    Or Glory's Sun

    Friggin' Martini-lover.
     
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  14. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Real Russians drink самого́н.

    What's he going to do? Instigate a slap fight?

    Don't hate me because authentic martinis require gin.
     
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  15. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    Touche. (Missing the different apostrophies on this new keayboard, so please excuse my being American.)

    Really? THAT is what you think of when Glory-esque consequences are mentioned?

    I love Gin + Energy. Funny how both Vodka and Gin are applied the same.
     
  16. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Why do you always mix college girl drinks?
     
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  17. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    If I'm gonna be up all night and drunk with a bunch of guys, I better have the energy to partake in all the activities going on around me.

    Look at it as preparation for the inevitable drunk stupor you, Glory and I will get into one night.

    Dibs on being a giver.
     
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  18. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    That might work. Of course the safe word was just changed to "сельскохозяйственно-машиностроительный" and it must be said in a southern ukrainian accent every time to count.
     
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  19. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Shit.

    Do I at least get to "study" with Milla Jovovich and/or Victoria Zdrok beforehand?
     
    Last edited: Sep 27, 2012
  20. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    Why yes you do, and the clothing or lack thereof is entirely up to both or all three of you.
     
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