Where is repeat where is...

Plural penesi?

 

I'm a member of a songwriting website and am consistently shocked by outrageously poor grammar and spelling by those who consider themselves wordsmiths. Actually, you'd think I wouldn't be shocked anymore.

Just saying.

What thread am I in?

 

They wouldn't know a patois from a patio or a pattie (I know - I frequent the same site!).

Someone just critiqued a lyric, demonstrating that they didn't know the difference between the word "palette" and "palate". I'm not kidding.

I weep.

 

We should have a Baraka logo we could shine into the sky from our searchlights - just like batman.

Then again, we may need it so often that it would only add to the energy crisis.

 

You need the Grammar Slammer.

View: http://youtu.be/AN32WUgLhzw

 

I think the important things to ask in this thread need to said:
> How many zombies has Plan9 killed so far?
> Has he beat Remixer to the punch and already turned?
> And most important of all, does he have that epic one-liner to deliver right before offing the latest walking undead wee beastie?

 

I think he has been polishing his smooth spot (vigorously) and that we should all give him a little privacy.

We all need a little me-time now an then.

 

Shall we cull TFP for fitting Plan9 one-liners?

We could be here for weeks.

If not, and as none of us were invited to zombie fest, I'd say he's on his own

 

.. and the darkness descended on the city like a dark cloak of hopelessness..

 

but,

it could be said that words are a fun, a lisping winter leading to the pun, don’t you think so my honey, bunny square. don’t be so cubed, in disarray, words are meant to play, play, play, plan9 would understand my say, if only i am to be judged with blaring guns, i still find pleasure with words of fun, though one must won, i do concede, proper grammar is quite the lead, or heavy like a leaden gun, still, steal, these words for they are fun.

what rhymes with uterus, doesn’t matter for i have none, my angry one was once removed and now i’m anti-angry uterus, don’t come to close or i will suck your oven to warm a bun, wishful dreamers day in the sun, go get my gun, my days are done, enjoy the angry uterus while you can, for soon it will be a walnut and you like a man, growing hair upon you chin, thank god for extra estrogen.

 

Promise me Baraka_Guru, that if it comes to that, you will at least bathe.

 

Plan 9 and angry uteri
Zombies that can never die
But they are dead already, see
The reason this thread puzzles me
And then we have the grammar cops
The roller-coaster never stops
And all because some young buffoon
Who never leaves his darkened room
Has gone to sniff the Autumn air
And leaves us all to wonder where
The idiot savant has gone
To somewhere he cannot belong
To meet the meat space people there
Leaving us to our despair.

 

baraka...for a moment i thought you were channeling travis bickle's immortal "one day a real rain will come" speech.

then i scrolled up and saw a uterus whoopie cushion going all godzilla on some city, complete with a non-freddy mercury in the foreground and forgot what the thread was about.

that is all.

 

Insulting buffoons and idiot savants again? Everyone knows that Plan9's diagnosis leans towards mildly to moderately deranged (with a weapons hoard).

 

I didn't say he wasn't dangerous!