What if there is one perfect person for you, and you miss them?

Seriously.

Nobody in real life breaks up with a girl, cries themselves to sleep on the floor after drinking an entire bottle of Goldschlager in two gulps (because it was the closest bottle they could find, of course) and then wakes up suddenly an hour later to puke up shimmery fairy dust into the kitchen sink.

That shit is reserved for real life.

 

Didn't your ex-wife cheat on you while you were fighting for Operation Enduring Freedom?

Or am I recalling wrong?

 

...totally not the point of this thread.​

 

Like the point of a thread ever stops us from making our comments anyway.

And yeah, I found it odd you described your cheating ex-wife as a good woman, but hey, I appear to digress with most people here.

 

Oh, Remixer. You are such a hemorrhoid. Anyway, I think the important thing for Strange Famous (or whatever poor soul gets lead to TFP by Googling this topic) to take away from this thread is that relationships are a lot like Fight Club. Let's take a look at how the rules are similar:

Rule 3:
If someone yells stop, goes limp or taps out, the relationship is over unless you become fuck buddies or take a chance at reconciling (a bad choice).
Rule 4:
Only two people at a time. Relationships, generally speaking (Glory's Sun excluded), don't work unless it's just you and your partner. Physical aspect.
Rule 5:
One relationship at a time. Relationships, generally speaking (Ratbastid excluded), don't work unless it's just you and your partner. Mental aspect.
Rule 6:
No pads, no gloves. You have to be raw in your intimate relationships if you expect them to function. Be a target, but fight back.
Rule 7:
Relationships will go on as long as they have to. Remember: Quitting is the easy way out. It is more difficult to work through things.
Rule 8:
If this is your first relationship...

/goofy Fight Club reference for mixedmedia, et al.