Food What did you have for breakfast?

This is where my mind went.

 

Y'all are some extremely sick & twisted individuals.

Which is why I like the TFP.

 

It's what you get when you mix teachers and psychologists with the masses. We're really just fucking with all of you... With OUR MINDS!

 

Maple and Brown Sugar Oatmeal.

 

Same in geriatric care. I should've realized, given the number of BM conversations I've had re my elderly in-laws.

 

Apple, banana, and 24 oz coffee

 

Coffee (once I got the damn coffee pot to start working!!) doctored with chocolate caramel creamer.

 

Coffee, cheese stick, banana, and a granola bar, so far

 

Whole wheat bagel with cream cheese and hot pepper jelly.

 

Blueberry pancakes, reindeer sausage, scrambled eggs with sharp cheddar, and a six shot dark chocolate mocha.

 

Same thing every day. A banana mashed up with 2 rounded teaspoons of Jif creamy PNB, 6 ozs. Low-Sodium V-8, 12 ozs. Kona Hawaiian coffee with reduced-fat Coffeemate powdered creamer and a packet of Equal.
About an hour later, I start drinking water, now that it's turning cold. When it was hot, it was unsweetened, unflavoured black iced tea.
Except for the coffee and water, this will change when at some point I get sick of it.

 

two eggs fried over, on onions, mushrooms and arugula, with montery jack jalapeno cheese melted on top.

1 coffee.

 

Booberry cereal, because you can only get it in the fall, and I'm a kid at heart.

 

A BANANNA