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What Animal Do You Even Lift?

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by PonyPotato, Jun 6, 2014.

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  1. omega

    omega Very Tilted

    I got attacked by a rooster this morning. This asshole crashed his mustang into a shrubbery display in front of a neighborhood sign. Of course he claimed he was traveling the speed limit at 45 mph and couldn't see well because he tore a contact. In actuality he traveled off road, then knocked off his mirror. Then went back on road sideways, and then tore up the shrubs. Distance from mirror to final rest? 216 feet in a straight line. But his path wasn't straight.
    But I digress. His rooster kept eyeballing me in front of his doublewide as I walked back and forth a couple times. Finally it lunged at me, about hip height. I swatted at it with my clipboard (cheap pressed cardboard one, not my nice metal box. I would never give that to a person, what if they hit me with that? Or just threw it?) It didn't go after me again, but I gave it a few more feet when I passed it again. I really wanted to taser it, but that would be one hell of a memo.
     
    omega, Jun 12, 2014
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  2. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    So @omega are you saying you "crunched" a rooster?? ;)

    Yep, you don't want to fry a chicken, you'd get the ASPCA
    Much less turn off all the cuties that love animals.

    I really don't know how you do your job everyday.
    Do you find you have to stay in shape muscular-wise to help deal with idiots & assholes?
     
    rogue49, Jun 12, 2014
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  3. Cayvmann

    Cayvmann Very Tilted

    Location:
    Central North Carolina
    We're old, of course we're redundant.. (ouch)
    Whoops, reply to Herc
     
    Cayvmann, Jun 12, 2014
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  4. MSD

    MSD Very Tilted

    Location:
    CT
    I have weak noodle arms and have never bench pressed more than a baby giraffe
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    On the other hand, when I was doing a routine than included leg press, I regularly did 2x10 of a Mature Bluefin Tuna
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    and worked my way up to a Polar Bear by the time I stopped going to the gym.
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    MSD, Jun 16, 2014
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