well, that was gross. (not for the squeamish)

Yikes.

I also have a finger horror story. I was 8 years old, getting ready to go to my friend's 9th birthday, and I was so excited because we were going to get to go water skiing (I fail at water skiing, but at that point, I didn't know that). Anyway, I was rushing out the front door to check if they'd arrived to pick me up yet, and the door slammed shut on my finger in my excitement to get out of the house. The door had a metal edge. It sliced it clean to the bone. We wrapped it up in paper towels and headed into town. By the time I saw the doctor, the blood was also pooling under my nail, so they had to use this special cauterizing needle to burn a hole through my fingernail and relieve the pressure, since it was causing me a great deal of pain. I got four stitches. So now I am left with a smooth hook-shaped scar that goes along the side of my nail and under to the tip of my finger, plus a crooked middle finger nail.

Based on my experience, and what you describe of yours, warrrreagl you would have been better off with stitches.

My other horror story is when I split my kneecap open, but that's somewhere in my blog. I saw my patella. It's kinda purple.

 

Actually...I just found a new joy in life...
Going onto the web, and finding clips of people being cam'd watching these disgusting sites and videos.

I love it...it's fascinating...and I've never laughed so hard.
I don't need to see the gross...I've experienced live gross and I've caught them on the web over the years...it doesn't do it for me, not my thing.

But watching others see it for the first time...that's just fuckin' funny.
So I don't need the eye-bleach and I don't need to inflict it on someone else...I just get to see others being suckered.
And it's a hoot.

Like I saw a youtube clip of 5 marines reacting watching 2girls1cup...and it's was hilarious. Link
Or seeing parents react to their kids who think it's a great idea pranking them that way. (FYI, link is them watching...not the gross, so it's safe)

It's like seeing a practical joke in action...but not having to do the setup or see the yuck yourself.
All of the fun, none of the guilt.

BTW...do NOT watch the stuff yourself, google it, see the description of the links...but don't watch, unless you like being grossed out.

 

Yes, and thankfully...I've seen neither, goatse was enough once.
It got clipped into a little dancing man cartoon...then a quick pull-out of the frame to see that in a "gotcha"
Interestingly enough, the prankster that did it to me was named, Colon.

Nah, 2 years as a tech at an L&D hospital was enough reality for me.
Mother Nature can be a messy thing.

 

Ugh no. I'd almost forgotten about that!