to groom or not to groom

I don't mind a hairy armpit. Granted, I still want it trimmed and neat. I do, however, like a hairless leg. I'm specific like that.

 

Can't say I've been with a girl that had actual non-fuzz facial hair. That'd be weird.

I do admit to loving how shaved legs feel. I'm a pretty tactile dude. They're great.

Yet I'm totally cool with furry armpits on a woman. I mean, they're armpits.

Sadly, most women would rather lose a finger than go against the grain like that.

That and it's not like I'm going to fuck them or anything. *




* Giggity.

 

never had one with hairy arm pits.

 

To Groom or Not to Groom: Ass Hair.

Some mates of a sick friend asked me to do a talking-book recording of this article found on Craigslist. Here's the first paragraph:

Two points:
1: At the end, there is a 10 second message of good will to the sick guy. So please delete it from your mind, or forever wonder about anyone you know who's called Nate.
2: I have a premium rapidshare account, and for years, I have been able to toggle files to 'trafficshare' so people can simply direct-download them without fuss. The service has changing, and at some point, you might get through to a page which asks you to wait 30 seconds.

 

Hilarious article made all the more funny by the fact that my son came to me last night telling me about his own issues with ass hair and wiping.

I can't believe I had to have that conversation with anyone, let alone my son. Naturally, I have sent him the link to that article.

 

Charlatan ... Wha .... he Never!

Well, at least you are being a D - ewwwwww - tiful Parent!

Y'know, since this thread started, I had been toying with the idea of sharing it the article and recording. Looks like I waited until the 'right' time.

 

"But Dad, It's like trying to get pudding off Chewbacca's chest! What do I do?"

My God.

 

"What do you do? Son, you learn dang fast, or you won't get any wookie!"

.

 

You are a master of pop culture references and word play.

Teach me.

 

Genius.

I really couldn't make with the funny as I was trying to hard not to laugh at the question. It did get into some comedic ground as we discuss the fact that he'd better not use my razor to make it happen.

Never let it be said my son can't talk to me about anything...

 

mmm i have lots of ass hair.

 

I don't really agree, when someone says hairs smell. Isn't it the bacteria on the skin, that would smell? Hair itself does not smell.

 

I can't be the only guy on the planet that is totally aroused by the soft lighting that Playboy magazine used during the '70s / '80s in its pictorials to reveal the peachy fuzz halo on the bodies of their models; back the neck and on a more feminine posterior. This was before extreme direct light, airbrushing and shaved-crotch-plastic-tits took over as their standard. The photographs looked more like something you could take with your own camera, more like art. Far less harsh; not the kind of medical journal diagram closeup you get today. Women had all sorts of hair then. It was gnarly.

 

You are not the only one, but you might be the only one in your age group.

 

I don't mind a small, well trimmed patch on the pubic area on females, but I prefer the labia to be completely shaved. I don't like to eat hair. An untrimmed jungle is a turn-off.

Peach fuzz anywhere else on the body doesn't bother me.

Also, in case anyone was curious, I have hair everywhere except for my back. So glad for that.

Coconut ass.

 

When in a relationship: brazilian bikini wax all the way
When single: let it go

Everything else always shaved (arms, legs, etc.)

 

I trim/shave because I like the woman I'm with to be the same way. For much the same reason, if I expect her to put her face down there then the least I can do is make her life easier.
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Not to be difficult, but what about things like shampoo? I love the smell of a woman's hair when she uses a lightly scented shampoo. (I'm talking about when she has longer hair and you smell the hair near the ends not hear the scalp.)

 

I hate hairy armpits and legs on women. I'd sooner put up with a rabid jungle bush than a leg and pit briar patch. I'm sure it's psychological in that I associate it as being a male trait, but little grosses me out more than that.