to groom or not to groom

My God, his whole body would be a Brillo pad. I can't recommend that. I have a hard enough time putting a shirt on when I shave my head.

 

I need to groom. My girlfriend occasionally jokes about coming at me with a razor blade. I just hate the itchy scratchy feeling I had the last time I groomed.

 

I mentioned in passing to a guy I was with once that trim up might make a difference. Getting the before and after in a relatively short period of time led to discovery that trimming the shrub makes things so much more pleasant.

 

i would be a giant brillo pad just like plan9 said. then not to mention if i did that it would grow back thicker. thats the last thing i need. lol

 

Urban legend. I've been shaving for years and have yet to sprout a lumberjack beard.

 

Only once did I shave everything off, but it felt odd having my bits sort of touching the wrong places. And I shouldn't have done it during the winter months.

 

Not nearly furry enough to go along with the amount of masturbation I'm clockin'.

*rimshot*

It should look like cruel practical joke involving super glue and a pair of toupees.

*rimshot*

I'll be here all week! Tip your waitress!

 

I like to trim it. Don't like the desert, nor the jungle. Neat grassland is the way to go.

My partner, though, has to be 100% smooth.

 

says who?

 

Me, the other partner.

 

My woman doesn't want me to shave it or trim it, so I don't. Come to think of it, neither did any of my previous ones... I don't mind hair on a woman though. When I was brought up, hair in the teeth was one of the signs of manhood... oh yeah

 

What if it's not trimmed, but just styled? Perhaps a french twist, or dreadlocks? What if it's neatly tucked to the side using hair clips? Perhaps gelled flat for the Greaser look?

 

If my wife had a preference, I'd go with it. I'm more interested in use, than landscaping.

Other than my head, I'm fairly furry. She thinks it would look ridiculous in comparison. Works for me.

 

Always been alittle to scared to take any type of cutting tools into that area lol.

 

I have to groom.... makes it smell less....

 

I like her shaved, or very closely trimmed. And what's good for the goose is good for the gander.

 

For the love of the sweet baby jesus, groom.
Just trim or shorten some, you don't have to go bald.

70s porn bush is just not attractive for anyone.
It doesn't smell or taste good.
I know this because S asked me to experiment for a month or so.
We were both over it.