Tinder....

It's not sexist because it attacks both genders.

 

Oh fuck that sir...I'm not one for the pursuit. (let that be for the other guy...) I do it because I have to.
And YES, it would be fun if they fell over with their legs in the air (to paraphrase and contradict Tom Cruise from "Cocktail")

In truth, I just want to find one who clicks...and likes me as much in return. (that's enough of a challenge in itself)
If I have some flings here & there in the process...no issue...but that's not the real deal.

Best relationships I've ever had...the woman went after me as much as I after her.
Maybe I should move down to Brazil...I hear the ladies are the aggressors down there. (I can just sit around and flip my "hair" around.)
(Just read an article how a 6.8 model is marrying a 5.4 guy down there ~ because everything in the British tabloids on the web are true...)

Whatever, I'm just bitchin'...I'm not so hard-up...I just want what I want when I want it...just like any other narcissistic douche-bag.
I'm just impatient, tired from work, tired from the other life BS...and don't want to deal with the game. Sometimes I'm on, Sometimes I'm not.
(not that I'M not a PITA or annoying or a cocky mother-fucker at times...to make me even "more" lovable)

Look at me ladies...I'm complicated.
Isn't that sexy???

See those guys on The Big Bang Theory...that's me. So sexy.
Me love you long time.

 

No worries, I'm just "expounding" anyways.
Something I never do.

 

Not my nature, sorry. Mom talks a lot, Dad talks a lot...whole damn family talks a lot. Married & divorced a talkative woman.
I'm the quiet one.

And actually, keeping on topic, that's one of my "negatives" I worry about when setting up my profiles.
How much is too much? Many get turned off by honest men who put it all out there, it overwhelms them.
So I've actually had to go back and trim/purge portions of my summaries...especially after I get on a roll or rant.

"You can't handle the truth!!"

I remember ye lady of @redravin JadziaDax saying about me a long time ago on the board (I think in another "say nice thing about a member" thread)
Rogue is a person who can take the longest route to make a point and still make sense in-between, yet you're worn down after reading it.
It's one of more lovable annoyances of this bald headed brute. (amongst many)

It's interesting what you have to say, but you can't say when you're presenting yourself.

 

Always the Jester...

 

Personally, I prefer the sound the grown-ups make on the Peanuts specials...

"wha, wha-wha, wha, wha, wha, wha-wha-wha, whaaa, wha, wha-wha, wha..., wha, wha, wha-wha, wha, wha aaaa"
Charlie Brown: "Yes, Ma'am"

But that's just me, I can't speak for anyone else.

 

PSA - Using Hookup Apps are more likely to lead to STDs ...like Tinder, if you use them for simply hookups.
(BTW, this is mostly about gay men in this article...but it translates to all)

Whereas the "old-fashioned" way doesn't increase stats...including the new "old-fashioned" way, online dating.

Which makes sense...the more often you have various sex partners, the more likely you'll get a bad "gift".
Especially having it with those who also hookup often themselves...and looking with effort.

It's not a stigma, it's not demon blood or karma...it's just pure mathematics.
So, have some discretion. Simple.

 

Well, actually it's a bit more subtle, which scientist have a more difficult time quantifying.

In bars and otherwise, the spontaneous places where you meet potential SOs and flings
people's discretion and intuition are not as applicable in real life as online dating.
(and remember there are often quite a few missteps before finding a SO)

Online dating is kind of like 2-step verification with computer security.
First...you go through a large volume of people who you determine if they are compatible with you.
And bonus, you have the time, mind and objectivity to see if you like them and what they say about themselves.
This includes the initial email back & forth...and perhaps phone calls.

Then second...you get to see what they are like in real life.
Charisma, banter, the click, physical attraction, etc...
And "maybe" you get to the sex (perhaps on first date, likely not)

When you meet someone spontaneous, it's like you skipped the first step.
Of course you're going to have a larger volume of "mistakes"...it's just math and human judgment.

In addition, since they don't write their "shit" on their forehead...typically you're going by again...Charisma, banter, the click, physical attraction, etc...
All of which with makes for quick spontaneous connection...and the higher likelyhood of not only "Coyote Ugly" but also STDs
Being "human" is often what gets you into these messes...and you're most often "human" when you're relying on your spontaneous mood at the time.

So an additional bonus of online dating...not only increased volume of options for a SO...or a fling if it happens.
But also some more discretion on who you choose to be with (and vice versa)
(and let's face it, if you on online dating, most are looking for a SO...it's different than hookup sites/apps)
So again, you're taking the hormones and mood out of play ...at least directly.

It's almost as if you have one of those "old-school" matchmakers...except you don't have anyone pushing you thru with it.
(maybe to make their "rep" even...it is their "job" after all...)