Things that everyone likes but you don't - and why

tomatoes and cucumbers........

and what mixed said here too..........

 

Foodwise I can't stand olives or most seafood other than shellfish. I have been trying to expand my palate and have gotten used to eating more mild fish, but I can't handle the really fishy tasting ones. I also am not a big fan of very strong tasting cheeses.

 

Yeah, I saw it in a local intimates shop a few years ago. All natural peanut butter flavored vaginal lubricant.

There's also the peanut butter as lube trick to loosen rusty lawnmower blades.

 

Just how natural can a peanut butter flavored vaginal lubricant be?

 

Gives a whole new meaning to "you put your peanut butter in my chocolate."

/summons the sodomy trifecta

 

*May contain nuts*

 

LOL

 

The Forrest Gump book was pretty funny. Still kind of a celebration of stupid, but with a satirical element missing from the horrid movie.
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We were given coffee as toddlers. Me and my siblings would drink half coffee and half milk ( half sugar too, somehow ) from baby bottles. These days I only drink coffee occasionally, but love me some tea.

What I don't like: Nutella
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By the way, has anyone else tried s'mores made with dark chocolate? It's the bomb-diggity

 

Things I'm not fond of but will eat it I have to: liver, turnips, sweet potato, lima beans.
I'm not fond of kiwis mainly because a kiwi looks like a giant engorged tick and I pulled one of those out of my head once.

 

I know. What's wrong with just spreading the real thing down there?

I'll never look at kiwis the same way. Thanks a lot.

 

Sorry!

 

Forgot to add Pumpkin to my list. There is no way on earth to make that look or taste appealing.

 

It doesn't work that way. You need to shine a light in the sky over Boystown for us to appear. And, uh, by "us", I mean "them". I'm just a mild-mannered chatboard admin. Who wears glasses. Yeah, that's the ticket.

Jon Lovitz - as far as I'm concerned, the only good thing he ever did was punch Andy Dick in the mouth for talking bad about Phil Hartman. Yet he still has a career.

 

I was just going to the fridge to get one

 

Oh yeah, and I hate those pretentious ales with the kitschy labels.

 

Oh.. "trick or treat" .. fine in the USA.. not here, thanks.

 

Seinfeld - I tried to watch it a couple of times but after 3 or 4 minutes my eyes glazed over and I wanted to watch something a bit more exciting - like paint drying or grass growing. I couldn't understand how they could get away with calling it a comedy, that's obviously false advertising.

Friends - I think they use this show as a form of torture in Guantanamo Bay. It is excruciatingly mindless drivel fed like pap to the peons.

Milk chocolate - Tasteless.

 

weddings
baby showers
reddit
that worthless shithole of a website from which all evil comes
cats
justin beiber
ethnic celebration months
having MLK Day off (it's an important holiday but i think getting off from work spoils it)
V for Vendetta
the unnamed leftist version of the Tea Party
butter knives
swimming in the same body of water as a living fish
horror movies

 

I'd narrow this down specifically to pumpkin beer. I love other forms of pumpkin but this just doesn't do it for me.

 

Fight Club - I fell asleep... in the theater.
Video games and video game culture - Go OUTSIDE!!
Cage fighting/MMA - I miss real boxing.
Foodnetwork - It's turned my profession into a fad... like Paris Hilton did to porn.
Ketchup/Ranch dressing - They are gross and ruining food.
Mt Dew - It tastes like Shaun White's piss. (Older people might have to look that one up)
Glee - Shut up. All of you. Now.
Breaking Bad - I fell asleep.