Things invented by the devil

idle hands

 

Social media.
Rupert Murdoch (owner of FOX and half the rest of mass media).
McDonald's.
Sportscasters.
Weathermen/women.
Women's apparel industry.
American health insurance industry.
Tobacco lobbyists.

 

God

 

If you mean "senior to Speed_Gibson, then yes.

Don't you owe me a virgin?

 

Yes but you first asked me on that soul gathering mission on Miami Beach. After five busy but fruitless days of searching for virgins there there I had to stop for a bit*. Almost as futile as the time we tried to collect souls in Washington D.C. for a month straight and had to leave with nary a one.
*on another note, after 5 days we almost found material to make one full coverage one piece swim suit

 

Muzak a/k/a 'elevator music'

 

Burn me for a heretic, but I like Muzak.

Ice Cream Sundaes and overly inquisitive kids.
Fortunately, you can use the kids to keep the sundaes away, and you can use the sundaes to keep the kids at bay.

 

We can use Justin Bieber books and CDs to start the fire. You said you wanted a mound 50 ft high so the flames could be seen for miles away right?

 

Anything by him we can incinerate. I say we pack him back to Canada and let the Moose Patrol deal with him.

 

sometimes.........my wife comes to mind

 

STD's or maybe by God to punish the fornicators lol

 

I don't want to hear your damn excuses. I just want my souls. Get them. Now.

 

Hehe, Ron's funny.

 

The love of Diamonds is the Root of all Evil..........or the love of something is the root of something and thats either good or bad or something in between.

 

Never understood the big deal about diamonds other than,"Woah, look at me. I'm worth a lot to my man."
Seriously though, no one cares about blood diamonds?

 

Especially when the prices are kept artificially high.
Typing this post reminded me of that part from the The Phantom Tollbooth where the Mathemagician shows Milo the huge pile of "precious stones" that they toss aside as useless while digging for numbers.